CloutCafé – Sip. Snap. Slay. ☕📸
Imagine this: You walk into a café. No cash? No card? No crypto? No problem.
Welcome to CloutCafé, where your vibe is your value, and that fire Instagram feed you've been curating since 2017 is finally paying off.
Here’s how it works:
- You check-in on the CloutCafé app, which automatically syncs with your socials.
- Your engagement rate determines your discount. 10K+ followers? 50% off that matcha.
- Drop a viral TikTok doing the "Macchiato Moonwalk"? Free latte for a week.
- Wanna go broke? Try posting a blurry pic of your soup. 🙅♂️
Each table comes with a ring light and a VSCO-inspired aesthetic for the perfect vibe. Our menu includes items like:
- Insta-worthy Avocado Eclipse Toast™
- "Main Character Energy" Matcha Latte
- "No Thoughts, Just Espresso" Shots
Because why should the Kardashians have all the fun?
Join us in redefining capitalism — one selfie at a time.