Ghostify 👻 — For When You Want Your Home To Be... Just A Bit Haunted
Are you bored of scented candles, Pinterest mood boards, and houseplants that only remind you of your failure to water anything including your relationships?
Try Ghostify: the monthly subscription box that replaces basic with possessed. 💅
Every Ghostify box is curated with artifacts that come with "mildly cursed" energy. We're talking chipped porcelain dolls, mirrors that whisper compliments at 4:06AM, letters from ghosts written in 1940s cursive, and one sock that teleports around the room when you sleep.
Why be minimal when you can be mystical?
Starter Box Includes:
- 📜 An Ouija Board that only spells out “bruh”
- 🕯️ A candle that randomly smells like your ex
- 🎩 A Victorian top hat that causes recurring dreams of ballroom dancing with a stranger named Reginald
- 🪞 A mirror that slowly fogs up with the phrase "Still watching..."
Don’t worry, everything is "semi-purified" by our in-house medium, “Janice the Vibe Sniffer” (she's certified... on Etsy).
Ghostify is perfect for:
- Spooky baddies 🧛
- Goth interior designers
- Chaos gremlins with haunted energy
And if your house doesn’t feel at least 5% more cursed in 7 days? We’ll send you another ghost. No charge.
Welcome to aesthetic horror. You're gonna die... of excitement. 🎃
