CluckCoin 🐔 — The Only Crypto Mined by Chickens
Web3? More like Peck3.0 😤
Introducing CluckCoin, the first cryptocurrency fully mined by free-range chickens using touchscreen peckpads and mood-based randomness. These aren't your average birds — they’ve got blockchain fever. 💸🐣
Here’s how it works:
- We install biodegradable peckable interfaces (read: chicken-safe iPads) in luxurious coops across rural farms.
- Chickens interact with puzzles like “Match the grain,” “Angry Worms,” and “Henstagram Filters.”
- Every peck solves a micro-transaction puzzle that contributes to a new CluckCoin block 🧱
- Chickens are rewarded in actual corn. 🌽 (and sometimes unsolicited headpats).
Every CluckCoin is backed by the ethical labor of hyperactive, sassy, and somewhat narcissistic hens. The blockchain is stored on a solar-powered "Egg-Node Network," which also produces ambient farm-core music NFTs. 🎶
Skeptical? Good. That means you’re still sane.
But consider this:
- 🐓 Chickens don’t commit fraud.
- 🐓 Chickens don’t manipulate markets.
- 🐓 Chickens don’t date Elon.
Invest in CluckCoin. It's bizarre. It’s borderline illegal. It’s everything Web3 promised and forgot to deliver.
